Monday, June 14, 2010

Justin Bieber Syphilis

Because gullible is written on your ceiling (welcome back, see there isn’t anything up there) someone started a rumor that Justin Bieber had died on Friday. As if that wasn’t enough to make you lunge for Google, someone started another rumor that Justin Bieber has syphilis. This is about as true as the rumor that he died.

The rumor stems from a unfounded rumor on a random site in which the tagline instructs girls to drop their panties. They provided no “proof” or information beyond: “It has come to my attention that singer Justin Bieber has contracted Syphilis from an unknown girl, I knew that little slut had it coming in the end.”

So, consider the non-source and go back to doodling Mrs. Bieber on your notebook or whatever it is tweens do these days to live out fantasies. Of course, today I was unfortunate enough to witness a mother and her daughter getting ready to shank each other of the last Team Edward top at the clearance rack at Wal-Mart so you can stop fashioning your toothbrush into a weapon and go hunting for some syphilis spreading ho.

You can check out Justin Bieber having a diva moment and telling an Australian reporter: “Don’t f**king touch me!” by clicking HERE.

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