Jason Bateman

Last night was game 1 of the NBA Finals, and as you probably know the LA Lakers beat the Boston Celtics at home. You also probably guessed that the Staples Center would be filled with big Hollywood stars, because they’re such hardcore basketball fans. Big stars like Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman, seen here making out as a joke, LOL. Man, look at them go, haha. This is a classic gag. I can’t even count all the times I’ve made out with another guy as a joke.

Oh wait. Yes I can.

Zero. It’s zero. The answer is, “zero times”.