American Idol: Top 2

You may be thrilled and relieved to know that next season…they are cutting the elimination show to a half hour…instead of trying desperately to fill a full hour.

The first 15 minutes is recap and Ryan acting as Oprah…asking the deep questions like… “how does it feel?” “how has your life changed?” “how proud are your parents”… hard hitting journalism right there.

Then there’s a FORD music video. crucial. earthshattering entertainment. Not at all degrading…

A performance by someone no one has heard of….yet.

3 “at home” video vigniettes…showing how the American Dream is attainable. How many fans each contestant has – most of whom wouldnt have batted an eyelash or spoken a word to them previously. And the home one of the unlucky ones will have to return to after tonight.

Another performance by a 15 year old ‘phenom’ from Canada… Bieber. 45 year old moms and their 12 year old daughters are going crazy in the quiet of their own homes…its the truth.

FINALLY… nope, another recap.

sorry…FINALLY… Casey goes home.

Top two is set: battle of the true titans of the season, it’ll be a goodie! Crystal vs Lee…bring it!